Childlike Sincerity

Driving home after a work party hosted by D's company this evening:

J: Where is Dad?

Me: He's up ahead of us (he was on his motorcycle).

E: He's up by the gray car (not really, I couldn't see him, he was so far ahead).

Me: Yah, he's up there somewhere.

J: Oh! See the red and blue lights? Is that him?

Me: He better not be with the red and blue lights (chuckle to myself).

E: Yah, that's a police car. Dad's not a police man.

J: Oh...maybe next time.

Dear, you have no idea how hard I tried to NOT laugh :)